Fighting depression -- sounds very serious. Take it a little bit easier. Use humour, have fun and make jokes. Try to see the 'other side', the sunny side of life.
We've already collected some funny things, but we will continue our efforts...
Take a huge step to the life without depression -- laugh! Join us and seek funny things and SEND THEM TO US. Help to make laugh the others...
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. They've got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I'm not satisfied with the result of the therapy... I used to be Napoleon, but today I'm simply John Smith.
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world, where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says the treatment is simple. The great clown Terrifini is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. Man bursts into tears: "But doctor . . . I am Terrifini."
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